Mothers taught us a lot about life itself!

Here are a few things mama taught us: (unknown source)

Mothers teach us about foresight: “Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.”

• Mothers teach us about logic: “If you fall out of that tree and break your neck, don’t come crying to me.”

• Mothers teach us about maturity: “Eat your vegetables or you’ll never grow up.”

• Mothers teach us about religion: “You better pray that comes out of the carpet.”

• Mothers teach us about time travel: “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

• Mothers teach us about contradictions: “Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!”

• Mothers teach us about contortionism: “Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?”

• Mothers teach us about perseverance: “You are going to sit here until you eat every last piece of that broccoli.”

• Mothers teach us about genetics: “You’re just like your father.”

• Mothers teach us about the weather: “It looks like a tornado swept through your room.”

• Mothers teach us about the circle of life: “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

Mothers! What a blessing to have a loving mother, one who takes her role very seriously.

It takes work to be a good mother!

Happy Mother’s Day was originally posted at Blackstone Valley Baptist Church

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Justin Lewis Sunday Evening, April 14, 2013 was originally posted at Blackstone Valley Baptist Church

Dave Krawiec’s First Message – Wednesday 3/13/2013 was originally posted at Blackstone Valley Baptist Church

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Robert Lewis – Wednesday October 17, 2012 was originally posted at Blackstone Valley Baptist Church

Justin Lewis Sunday August 19 PM was originally posted at Blackstone Valley Baptist Church

Evangelist Danny Long Sunday August 19 AM was originally posted at Blackstone Valley Baptist Church

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